Scratch, scratch, scratch… Look at her
Scratch, scratch, scratch… Dandruff falling like snowflakes
Have you ever seen such a scruffy woman?
Doubtless, it is the best specimen ever existed.
Dig, dig, dig… Her fingers are busy
Dig, dig, dig… Into the nooks and crevices of her body
Have you ever seen such an uncouth woman?
Pretending to be dainty and posh.
Inspect, sniff and feel… The ‘harvests’ of her ‘gold’
Inspect, sniff and feel… She seems to revel in her hobby
Have you ever seen such a pretentious woman?
Acting like a saint but with evil intentions.
Woe to those whom she envies,
For with her tall tales she brings you down!
Woe to those whom she fancies,
For with her antics, she will make you puke!
Scratch, dig, inspect, sniff and feel,
Scratch, dig, inspect, sniff and feel,
If you didn’t know, she could be a witch
For her smiling face hides a dagger!
